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“Come”, they told me
A Christmas band to see
They have their own CD
Because you gave money
So they honour you
By having fun
Aya from Japan
She plays piano
One Chinese girl who sings
They’re gonna do their thing
And one Indian boy
On his drum
Audience nodding
The tabla boy kept time
She played the Shruti
I tried my best to sing
Then we smiled at him
Him and his drum
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Frosty the snow deer - was a jolly happy soul
And if you ever saw him you would even say he glows
All of the other reindeers used to laugh and call him names
He was made of snow but the children know
How he came to life one day
And then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
“Let’s run around and have some fun
Now before you melt away”
But Frosty the snow deer had to hurry on his way
So he waved goodbye saying “don’t you cry
I’ll be back again some day”
Frosty the red-nosed snow deer
You’ll go down in history!
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Santa Claus Is Coming.
04:18
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming.
He's making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is coming.
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
Or if both your boobs are fake
Dear kids in girl and boy land
Please block your chimney
He'll come and build a spycam
So he can watch you when you pee
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming...
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Oooh.... Frosty the snowman
Oooh.... Frosty the snowman
He’s the cool white guy I’d like to land
He’s got great big balls I squeeze with my hand
My winter wonderland - Frosty the snowman
Oooh.... Frosty the snowman
Oooh.... Frosty the snowman
He’s the chilled dessert I wanna lick
He’s got a great big long and hard - stick
He’s the one I dig - Frosty the snowman
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First day of Christmas my true love he sent me
A partridge in a pear tree
Next day he sent me two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
Three french hens and four a calling birdies
Five golden rings for finger, wrist, nose, ears, and
Six geese and seven swans and eight maids a milking
Nine ladies dancing in Bollywood movie
Ten lords a leaping, eleven pipers piping
One dozen drummers drumming
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Up Yours
05:10
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Well you done done me and you bet that I felt it
I tried to be chill but it’s so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks, there’s no way I can get back
Before the cool done run out I’ll be very very honest
Nothing’s gonna stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it’s again my turn, to win some or learn some
But I won’t hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait - UP YOURS
Well open up your mind and see like me
Snowmen suffer from such cruelty
People have their fun with us and then leave leave leave leave
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
But I am not their family
And it’s a God-forbidden shame they don’t love love love love... love me
So I won’t hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I’m sure
There’s no need to equivocate, my time is short
I hate my fate, UP YOURS
(scat)
I’ve been spending way too long standing out here in the garden
Bending over backwards ‘cause my torso’s started meltin’
On the snow covered grass
And so I thought of your face and I laughed
I guess what I be saying is there ain’t no better reason
To utter some profanities and just go with the seasons
It’s what we snowmen do - we’re vulgar, so fuck you
And I won’t hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I’m sure
There’s no need to complicate, my time is short
I hate my fate, UP YOURS
No Snowman, no cry...
No Snowman, no cry...
Everything’s gonna be alright…
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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas...
All I want for Christmas is my two front tits
My two front tits
See my two front tits
Gee if I could only have big two front tits
Then I could wish you merry christmas
It seems so long since puberty
My breasts still haven’t fully grown
Gawsh oh gee, how happy I’d be
If I could get some silicone
All I want for Christmas is my two front tits
My two front tits
See my two front tits
Gee if I could only have big two front tits
Then I could wish you “Merry Christmas”
All I want for Christmas is you - ooh booby
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Naughty "Noor" Nice Singapore
Naughty "Noor" Nice(NNN) is a rebellion against the endless drone of insipid commercial Christmas music. Inspired by the likes of Weird Al Yankovic, Tom Waits, and Singapore's local groups Kopi Kat Klan and Budak Pantai, NNN's music is the illegitimate lovechild between Jazz music and toilet humour, featuring Joanna Dong, pianist Aya Sekine and Mohammed Noor on percussions. Made in Singapore. ... more
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