Naughty "Noor" Nice feat. Alemay Fernandez - All I Want for Christmas is...

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Photos by Ngiap Heng Tan

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We have had the immense pleasure having top local musical talents guest star in our concerts over the years. As an example of their calibre, this song features our regular collaborator Alemay Fernandez, who is well-endowed with more than an incredibly large pair of lungs. The chemistry at a live show is quite difficult to recreate in a studio setting, however, we have tried our best to keep this performance organic for you, including some improvised dialogue!

lyrics

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas...

All I want for Christmas is my two front tits
My two front tits
See my two front tits
Gee if I could only have big two front tits
Then I could wish you merry christmas

It seems so long since puberty
My breasts still haven’t fully grown
Gawsh oh gee, how happy I’d be
If I could get some silicone

All I want for Christmas is my two front tits
My two front tits
See my two front tits
Gee if I could only have big two front tits
Then I could wish you “Merry Christmas”

All I want for Christmas is you - ooh booby

credits

from naughty "noor" nice, released April 1, 2015
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS...
[Parody of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH by
Donald Y. Gardner with opening verse of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS
YOU by Mariah Carey & Walter Afanasieff]

Concept, Alternate Lyrics & Vocals: Joanna Dong
Guest Vocals: Alemay Fernandez
Rearrangement, Piano, Electric piano & Organ: Aya Sekine
Bass: Brandon Wong
Drums: Tama Goh

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Naughty "Noor" Nice Singapore

Naughty "Noor" Nice(NNN) is a rebellion against the endless drone of insipid commercial Christmas music. Inspired by the likes of Weird Al Yankovic, Tom Waits, and Singapore's local groups Kopi Kat Klan and Budak Pantai, NNN's music is the illegitimate lovechild between Jazz music and toilet humour, featuring Joanna Dong, pianist Aya Sekine and Mohammed Noor on percussions. Made in Singapore. ... more