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naughty "noor" nice

by Naughty "Noor" Nice

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    Includes lyrics, liner notes with lyrics and messages for each tune
    Album design & art work by Feral
    Photos by Ngiap Heng Tan

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1.
“Come”, they told me A Christmas band to see They have their own CD Because you gave money So they honour you By having fun Aya from Japan She plays piano One Chinese girl who sings They’re gonna do their thing And one Indian boy On his drum Audience nodding The tabla boy kept time She played the Shruti I tried my best to sing Then we smiled at him Him and his drum
2.
Frosty the snow deer - was a jolly happy soul And if you ever saw him you would even say he glows All of the other reindeers used to laugh and call him names He was made of snow but the children know How he came to life one day And then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say “Let’s run around and have some fun Now before you melt away” But Frosty the snow deer had to hurry on his way So he waved goodbye saying “don’t you cry I’ll be back again some day” Frosty the red-nosed snow deer You’ll go down in history!
3.
You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming. He's making a list and checking it twice Gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is coming. He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good Or if both your boobs are fake Dear kids in girl and boy land Please block your chimney He'll come and build a spycam So he can watch you when you pee You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming...
4.
Oooh.... Frosty the snowman Oooh.... Frosty the snowman He’s the cool white guy I’d like to land He’s got great big balls I squeeze with my hand My winter wonderland - Frosty the snowman Oooh.... Frosty the snowman Oooh.... Frosty the snowman He’s the chilled dessert I wanna lick He’s got a great big long and hard - stick He’s the one I dig - Frosty the snowman
5.
First day of Christmas my true love he sent me A partridge in a pear tree Next day he sent me two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree Three french hens and four a calling birdies Five golden rings for finger, wrist, nose, ears, and Six geese and seven swans and eight maids a milking Nine ladies dancing in Bollywood movie Ten lords a leaping, eleven pipers piping One dozen drummers drumming
6.
Up Yours 05:10
Well you done done me and you bet that I felt it I tried to be chill but it’s so hot that I melted I fell right through the cracks, there’s no way I can get back Before the cool done run out I’ll be very very honest Nothing’s gonna stop me but divine intervention I reckon it’s again my turn, to win some or learn some But I won’t hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait - UP YOURS Well open up your mind and see like me Snowmen suffer from such cruelty People have their fun with us and then leave leave leave leave Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing But I am not their family And it’s a God-forbidden shame they don’t love love love love... love me So I won’t hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait, I’m sure There’s no need to equivocate, my time is short I hate my fate, UP YOURS (scat) I’ve been spending way too long standing out here in the garden Bending over backwards ‘cause my torso’s started meltin’ On the snow covered grass And so I thought of your face and I laughed I guess what I be saying is there ain’t no better reason To utter some profanities and just go with the seasons It’s what we snowmen do - we’re vulgar, so fuck you And I won’t hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait, I’m sure There’s no need to complicate, my time is short I hate my fate, UP YOURS No Snowman, no cry... No Snowman, no cry... Everything’s gonna be alright…
7.
I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Baby all I want for Christmas... All I want for Christmas is my two front tits My two front tits See my two front tits Gee if I could only have big two front tits Then I could wish you merry christmas It seems so long since puberty My breasts still haven’t fully grown Gawsh oh gee, how happy I’d be If I could get some silicone All I want for Christmas is my two front tits My two front tits See my two front tits Gee if I could only have big two front tits Then I could wish you “Merry Christmas” All I want for Christmas is you - ooh booby

about

【WARNING : Some songs may contain expletives or lyrics with suggestive or explicit content】

"Most bands launch their careers by recording an album. Given our subversive tendencies, it is befitting that our debut CD marks instead the disbanding of Naughty “Noor” Nice (NNN).
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This album is a collection of our signature tunes, curated to make sense whether you've been to our concerts or not. For those of you who were there (or those who bought the DVD), our concerts were rife with inside jokes and physical comedy, which are now precious memories. Too much is absent from the recording, but what is there is the essence of NNN - inauthentic but organic, silly but serious, naughty but nice"

(excerpt from full colour liner note booklet included in physical album)

credits

released April 1, 2015

Naughty "Noor" Nice is:
Joanna Dong
Mohamed Noor
Aya Sekine

Featured guest artists on the album :
Alemay Fernandez (vocal)
Bani Rahman (bass / vocal)
Brandon Wong (acoustic bass)
Dawn Ho (back-up chorus)
Rizal Sanip (drums, percussions, back-up vocal)
Shawn Letts (tenor saxophone, back-up vocal)
Tama Goh (drums, percussions)

All recording, mix and mastering by Ross Ahmad (32Bit Recording
Studio)
Album design by Rafiq Mohammed
Studio photography by Tan Ngiap Heng
Studio makeup by Dewi Mahoney

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Naughty "Noor" Nice Singapore

Naughty "Noor" Nice(NNN) is a rebellion against the endless drone of insipid commercial Christmas music. Inspired by the likes of Weird Al Yankovic, Tom Waits, and Singapore's local groups Kopi Kat Klan and Budak Pantai, NNN's music is the illegitimate lovechild between Jazz music and toilet humour, featuring Joanna Dong, pianist Aya Sekine and Mohammed Noor on percussions. Made in Singapore. ... more

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